Gas mask and zombie hunting

No.  It is not cheating if you wear a gas mask when taking out a stencher (rotter).  I find a heavy odor of putrescine tends to set off my asthma.  Fighting a horde in the middle of an asthma attack is your typical feel good experience.

No. It is not cheating if you wear a gas mask when taking out a stencher (rotter). I find a heavy odor of putrescine tends to set off my asthma. Fighting off a horde in the middle of an asthma attack is not your typical feel good experience.

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3 responses to “Gas mask and zombie hunting

  1. jroseproduction@aol.com

    Nice!

  2. CAUTION: ….DO NOT use a gas mask if you are attacking a ZOMBIE that has green and red spots under their eyes. Those ZOMBIES are so old that butyric acid, also known as butanoic acid, has formed inside their body from the starch and sugars which have fermented in the very low oxygen environment of the Zombie’s intestines. Unlike us, they do not have oxygen enriched blood circulating in them and that allows the acid transformation to develop. That acid will not kill you in normal situations, but the very horrible smell of it can easily make you vomit. If you are wearing a gas mask, you might get chocked and die due to your own vomit. Or, if you did not die from it, you would certainly become incapacitated for a few minutes, giving the ZOMBIE plenty of time to start eating out your brains. I prefer to use a SCUBA or oxygen tank instead of a gas mask when I am hunting old ZOMBIES. …….NOTICE…..: The new Movie “OSOMBIE”, which is about Osama Bin Laden returning from his watery grave as a ZOMBIE, will be on WALMART shelves on March 15th. It can also be ordered online and picked up at your local Walmart by March 14th or as early as March 8th at some Walmart locations. AND SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY COMPLAIN AND FIGHT IT WHEN THEY HEAR THAT WALMART WANTS TO BUILD A STORE NEAR THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD. I LOVE WALMART. I am picking up an OSOMBIE DVD ON THE 14th myself because my own “SPECIAL EDITION” “OSOMBIE” copies are all BLU-RAY and some of my family and friends still do not have a Blu-Ray player. WATCH YOUR BACK !! THEY ARE HERE !!

  3. P.S. I paid Walmart $12.71 + $0.89 for “Osombie”, which BTW, is a pretty good movie, Plus it is “Made in the USA” and was filmed in UTAH which does look a lot like the terrain in the Middle East, Worst thing I hated about the movie, is that the make-up department made Danielle Chuchran look more like a foot soldier and less like the beautiful woman she actually is.

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