Word of the Day from The Zombie Cause Dictionary

The Word of the Day from The Zombie Cause Dictionary by Doc Lucky Meisenheimer is:

Barbara idiom.  A histrionic female who is non-functional in the presence of zombies; derived from the movie, Night of the Living Dead. Barbara was a catatonic woman who was totally worthless almost throughout the entire movie. It was a welcome relief to see the zombies finally get her.

Example: “The best thing to do with a Barbara is to dump her against the door. It helps barricade the door and she screams a nice alarm when the door starts to open.”            

Origin: 1968

Word of the Day from The Zombie Cause Dictionary

The Word of the Day from The Zombie Cause Dictionary is BEATING HEART ZOMBIES:

Beating Heart Zombies [bee-ting] [[hahrt] [zom-bees] noun. plural.  Reanimation occurs after death with restoration of cardiac function in this particular type of zombie. All organ systems still function except for the cerebral cortex of the brain which may retain variable cognitive functions.

Word of the Day for The Zombie Cause Dictionary

Amputation [am-pyoo-teyt-tion] noun. This was an early treatment for zombie bites on the extremities to prevent zombification. Until the onset of general anesthesia in the mid 1860s, two-thirds of the victims died from the procedure while about 40 percent died from zombification. Curiously, amputation remained as the recommended treatment (assuming the victim could prepay for the procedure).
Origin: 1630–40; < Latin amputātus pruned.

Nominate Doc Lucky as Storyteller of the Year

Calling all fans of THE IMMUNE and THE ZOMBIE CAUSE DICTIONARY!!! Nominate Doc Lucky Meisenheimer as Storyteller of the Year!!

Send an email to Eric Wolf at the following address:

query-1s7k@helpareporter.net

Here is the additional information:

Summary: Top Ten Storytellers of 2011

Name: Eric Wolf

Category: Entertainment and Media

Email: query-1s7k@helpareporter.net

Media Outlet: The Art of Storytelling Blog and Podcast

Deadline: 10:00 AM EST – 31 December

Query: Seeking nominations for the top ten storytellers of the English speaking world in 2011. Who would you consider the best skilled storyteller of 2011? Examples of their work should be linked to in the nomination. Use your definition of the word storyteller in identifying your nomination – whatever you see the word to mean.

Requirements: I am seeking nominations from any person in the countries of United States, Canada, New Zealand, UK and Ireland. You must have actually seen a product of the person you are nominating – a performance, book, a movie, TV show – radio – whatever…

PLEASE – use the word NOMINATION in the subject line of your email. Thanks

The Perfect Christmas Gift

Are you still looking for the quintessential Christmas gift for someone in your life who loves to read?

As we approach the holiday season, we encourage you to consider purchasing THE IMMUNE (http://www.theimmune.com) , which is Doc Lucky’s science fiction thriller with political intrique. It’s an apocalytpic, dystopian, allegorical tale which can be read for sheer entertainment or as a serious work of political fiction.

 Even if your loved one isn’t into science fiction, THE IMMUNE (http://www.theimmune.com) has proven to have widespread appeal to a vast diversity of audiences. It is a gift that is infinitely meaningful, as it is destined to be a great and significent work of American fiction for many generations to come.

Here is what recent reviewers are saying: “THE IMMUNE is a riveting read of science fiction, highly recommended.” – Midwest Book Review

“The Immune is Ayn Rand for the masses.” – That Sci Fi Show

“The story began as amusing and quickly evolved to brilliant with a libertarian-themed undercurrent that never took away from the entertainment value. If I had my way, The Immune would be taught in political science and literature classes next to allusion-filled classics like Animal Farm and Lord of the Flies.” – Lytherus.com

“This is truly a wonderful first novel for Doc Lucky Meisenheimer. THE IMMUNE succeeds on several levels. It is both heavy and light. It works equally as a ‘beach book’ page-turner, and as an intellectual pursuit of individual liberty.” – Daily Libertarian

“Five stars! I sincerely recommend purchasing The Immune. It is a story that will engage your imagination and, more than likely, give many a few major concerns about today’s government. Doc Lucky Meisenheimer is a multi-taletned individual and I look forward to reading more of his stories in the future.”- Huntress Reviews

“The Immune has a compelling storyline complete with conflict, compromise, and compassion, peppered with plot twists, edge-of-your-seat, page-turning, spine-tingling narrative.” – Liberty Views

Ordering Information

The Immune (http://www.theimmune.com) by Doc Lucky Meisenheimer is available on ALL major online retailers including Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Borders. It is also available via special order at every single Barnes & Noble, Borders, Books-a-Million, and every independent bookstore. Lastly, it is available as an ebook through itunes, Sony reader, Nook, Kindle, Ingram Digital, and every single ebook format.

We recommend that you purchase copies of THE IMMUNE on Doc Lucky’s online store. 100% of the book sale profits will go directly to the charity of the YMCA Aquatic Center’s Scholarship Fund.

https://www.doclucky.com/store/index.html

I will ENSURE that your copy will arrive by Christmas Eve! I will even personally deliver it at your doorstep, if need be. Happy Holidays!

Doc Lucky to appear on THAT SCI FI SHOW this Friday night!

Check out Chris West, host of THAT SCI FI SHOW (www.thatscifishow.com), and his video blog in which he announces Doc Lucky’s appearance this Friday as his featured guest on his radio show at 10pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYQsVp54q3U&feature=youtube_gdata

Be sure to tune in this Friday night at www.thatscifishow.com WWNN 1470AM from 10pm – 11pm EST. Chris West will be interviewing Doc Lucky on his sci fi, allegorical, dystopian thriller, THE IMMUNE, and his latest release, THE ZOMBIE CAUSE DICTIONARY. Don’t miss it!

Word of the Day from The Zombie Dictionary

The Word of the Day from The Zombie Cause Dictionary by Doc Lucky Meisenheimer is ZEIZURE.

 

ZEIZURE – Uncontrolled spasms and shakes as residual cortical brain functions rebel against the viral nanotubular network control. Zombies typically remain in an erect position. Zeizures are most common when a zombie tries to attack a former family member or friend. This occurs more frequently in later stage Beating Heart Zombies and early Aystole Zombies. It rarely occurs in late stage Black Zombies. Zombies may or may not go into a zorpor after a zeisure.